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7061. Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.

Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.

"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.

"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "FUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"

7062. Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break.

"We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania," he replied.

"That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher said. "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"

Little Johnny thought about it and said, "You know, come to think of it, we went to Ohio."

7063. A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.

But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there."

"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons."

7064.

Lil johnny was in class and his teacher said - alright class we are going to play a little game... I am going to put some thing behind my back and you have to guess what it is.

she goes - Jessica I have something behind my back it is orange and round what is it? -
- Jessica: it is an orange teacher:
- No it is an orange ball, but I like the way you think.

She goes again - OK!! Bill I have something behind my back, it is red and round what is it?
Bill - it is a red ball teacher:
- No it is an apple but I like the way you think.

Lil johnny stands up and puts his hands in his pocket and says - teacher guess this I am holding something long and hard what is it. teacher:
- Uuhh..No..Johnny...!!
Lil johnny - NO IT IS A PENCIL BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU U THINK!!!!!

[Contributed By: Randy Sloppy - doobie@hotmail.com ]

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