Bushra's Jokes

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1. Why did the girl come outside with her Purse open?

She wanted to see if there was any change in the weather.

2. What type of flowers do you have on your face?

You have "Two Lips".

3. The storekeeper of a pet store was inside her shop. Suddenly a lady came in. 
She said "I want my money back." 
"Well, what happened?" said the storekeeper.
"I bought a bag of bird seeds and it didn't work."
"Didn't the birds eat it?"
"What birds? I planted every single bird seed and not a single bird came up!"

4. Ben: Hey Larry did you make your bed today?

Larry: I sure did. But I think it would have been easier if I just bought one.

5. What kind of vitamins do fish take?

Vitamin "SEA".

6. There is this boy in Kindergarten. One day he goes to his teacher and says "I have to go to the bathroom." The teacher says " Okay but first say the alphabet." "Okay, A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z."

"Okay, but where's the "P"?"
"It's running down my leg!!!!!!!!!!!"